jueves, 17 de abril de 2008

I wanna see what your insides look like; I bet you're not that pretty on the inside


Dear Diary:

Forgive me, I know I have a week without talking to you but I’ve been busy…

A great singer wrote some words that have so much sense to me. Those words told me: "Imagine there’s no Heaven above us, only sky; and no hell below us".

"Imagine all the people living for today, imagine there's no countries, nothing to kill or die for and no religion too".

I imagined all the people living life in peace, with no war, with happiness and beauty. People, who can walk, jump and run… Not people like me… A simple girl that even gods have erased from their memories…

My wheelchair can help me to go to places that otherwise I could not go, but a boy’s heart is not an option.

When you have no friends is very easy to focus on your studies, detect details and analyze people.

I like a pretty boy that’s always in the library meeting girls and taking their notebooks to get to know with them. I think he’s not happy, I believe he started doing that to forget some other girl but now it’s just a hobby.

Everyday after my math class, I go as quickly as possible to arrive to the library to take a ticket, hoping that he will have my number in his hand, waiting for him to steal my notebook and dreaming of someone that would like to spend a night with me… But I never made it…

I know his secret, I have a weapon to destroy him, but I got no one to tell about his dependence to the ticket machine.

Gossip isn’t funny when you’re alone…

However, I had an idea to have a conversation with my charming prince! I followed him to the library to know what ticket he would take, so, the next day I would pick the same ticket number and he would meet me!

I washed my blond hair, wear my greatest clothes and used the perfume Mama gave me for my birthday. Today, my love would see me!

At 13 o’clock, my wheelchair was already in the library and I was holding the ticket #85, the same number he selected yesterday. But he wasn’t there, the library-girl stared at me as if I was blocking the way, then I asked for some copies I didn’t need to make her smile.

I waited for that handsome guy for three hours; it was at 16 o’clock when everybody in the library watched the news in the TV, my secret love was being interviewed by a tall journalist. She asked him about his imprisoned friend, I didn’t know his best friend was in jail. Who would’ve thought that hot guy was a killer!? I wanna see what his insides look like; I bet he's not that pretty on the inside! I never imagined someone could do that to another person! He deserves to be in jail! Poor girl… Why he killed her!?

lunes, 7 de abril de 2008

I Think That Blew My Brains Against The Ceiling!

Girl_lover21 Says:

Hey! A miracle to catch you here!

P_000 Says:

Hi!

P_000 Says:

Well, I hate this Messenger thing… But there’s nothing to do tonight

Girl_lover21 Says:

Yeah, same here

P_000 Says:

You won’t believe what happened today…!

Girl_lover21 Says:

Some other girl dumped you… lol

P_000 Says:

Well, sort of…

Girl_lover21 Says:

Hahaha I knew it! How??

P_000 Says:

I was flirting to a hot lady and a monster destroyed EVERYTHING!!

P_000 Says:

It was enormous!!

P_000 Says:

It was gigantic!! And I’m not talking about my penis!! Lol

Girl_lover21 Says:

Mmm … I bet you have a tiny worm down there!! Hahaha

Girl_lover21 Says:

What are you talking about?

P_000 Says:

The library has a monster as a secret pet!

Girl_lover21 Says:

Yeah … Right… And I’m virgin too…

P_000 Says:

ROFL!! But yes!! It’s true!! We all screamed when the damn roach jumped from the ceiling to my hand! And my scream, obviously, was the worst inside the crowded room!

Girl_lover21 Says:

OMG… I can’t believe we’re talking about a roach/monster and you screaming around…!! Haha

P_000 Says:

A girly voice came out from my body and a hundred eyes turn to watch the freaking queer in front of the colossus bug! It was me! I yelled like that and I don’t know why the hell I did it!

Girl_lover21 Says:

LMAO!! What did you do!?

P_000 Says:

I threw the monster through the people!! Hahaha!!

Girl_lover21 Says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG!!

P_000 Says:

Yeah, it was insane lol

Girl_lover21 Says:

I’d give anything to hear you screaming like a fag!! Hahaha!

P_000 Says:

#30 had something to do with that horrible noise!! And you now what? That made me wake up! I have to stop thinking that my best friend is in love with me…!

Girl_lover21 Says:

Oh! I’m sure he is into that…!

P_000 Says:

Maybe you just think on gay things and why wouldn’t you do that?

Girl_lover21 Says:

What do you mean by that!?

P_000 Says:

I mean… you’re a lesbian…

Girl_lover21 Says:

You’re talking like I’m doing something wrpng

Girl_lover21 Says:

Wrong*

P_000 Says:

I’m just saying that I like to be the one who puts his dick into someone’s ass, not vice versa

Girl_lover21 Says:

OK… Sorry. I’ve been a little bit crazy lately…

P_000 Says:

Uh, Why?

Girl_lover21 Says:

Promise me that you won’t repeat a single word

P_000 Says:

Fine I promise

Girl_lover21 Says:

Remember the other day when I crashed with the ticket machine in the library?

P_000 Says:

Not really…

Girl_lover21 Says:

The day I told you #30’s girlfriend spanked me! (I love that nickname lol)

P_000 Says:

Lol I like it too…

P_000 Says:

Yeah, he didn’t laugh with that joke

Girl_lover21 Says:

OK, it wasn’t much of a joke… In fact, we’ve been dating for two weeks

P_000 Says:

WTF!?!!!!!

Girl_lover21 Says:

REMEMBER YOUR PROMISE!!

P_000 Says:

Yeah …

P_000 Says:

Wait! But they were still together last week!

Girl_lover21 Says:

I know… She was confused about everything

Girl_lover21 Says:

I told her to break up with him but she was so insecure that I threatened her to stop seeing each other

P_000 Says:

OK, as far as I know, he broke up with her

Girl_lover21 Says:

Yes, lucky me!

P_000 Says:

You have no soul

Girl_lover21 Says:

Uh??

P_000 Says:

Guys don’t steal their friend’s girlfriend

Girl_lover21 Says:

I’m not a boy!!

P_000 Says:

But you like girls!!

Girl_lover21 Says:

But I’m still girly!! I’m just a girl who likes tits!!

Girl_lover21 Says:

OH BOY! YOU’LL NEVER GET IT

P_000 Says:

Girl_lover21 Says:

Now what?

P_000 Says:

Nothing, I’m trying to understand you

Girl_lover21 Says:

Shut up… You’ll never understand

P_000 Says:

Watch the News Channel

P_000 Says:

NOWWW

Girl_lover21 Says:

Why?

P_000 Says:

JUST WATCH THE DAMN NEWS!!!